Who we are
Welcome to our satire page, where we offer whimsical services rooted purely in fantasy! Our goal is to assist you with anything car-related while creating a friendly community for car enthusiasts. Plus, we’re on a mission to help Jamie find a new wife—so come join the fun and connect with fellow car lovers!
P.S. Wife finding is optional, please do not submit pictures or recommend women unless the woman is single, a 9+ in hotness with a crazy score less than 6, has her own business, is shorter than 5’8″, is into fat short balding guys with a serious car problem, willing to buy me and my brother a Lamborghini or Porsche 911 GT3 RS with mods, can go kart proficiently, enjoys cheering from the side of the track on track days, helps with changing car parts, can track a car herself, owns a yacht (possibly a medium sized wake board boat is acceptable), owns a huge house where I can run around naked and skinny dip in the pool, does yard work, can use a wrench and knows the difference between metric and SAE, willing to make lunch for a couple guys that come over unannounced, get beers from the fridge, can play poker, likes cigars and whisky, racing sims, looks amazing in a little black dress on special occasions, likes to travel and can actually carry a conversation and know what she is talking about.
Comments
Just try not to leave them, no one is going to read your stupid shit: When visitors leave comments on the site we collect the data shown in the comments form, and also the visitor’s IP address and browser user agent string to help spam detection…I think?
Media
We do not claim any intellectual rights to anything displayed on this site that does not have our faces visible in the pictures. We are just here to have fun. If you find anything questionable or it offends you, feel free to keep it to yourself. We don’t care!! If we have infringed on any rights or intellectual property rights, please remember we are mildly retarded and have no idea what we are doing. I’m actually surprised we are still alive. If anything is a legal violation on this site we will absolutely do our best to remedy the situation and take it down. Please don’t sue us because we have no money, if we are introduced through lawyers you will quickly find out that we are awesome and will want to have a beer with us instead of getting the legal system involved.
Cookies
We might use Cookies but we have no idea how or why. If you leave a comment on our site you may opt-in to saving your name, email address and website in cookies. These are for your convenience so that you do not have to fill in your details again when you leave another comment. These cookies will last for one year.
Embedded content from other websites
We have no control outside our site so we really can’t do anything. Also we don’t really care that much. If something we link to or copy is yours please let us know and we will remove it. Again, we don’t really know what we are doing here.
Who we share your data with
We share with pretty much no one unless the post or picture is hilarious, then we will help make it viral.
How long we retain your data
We try really hard not to retain anything. Our brains are full of cars and scantily clad images of women. If you leave a comment, the comment and its metadata are retained indefinitely. Also, I don’t know what that last sentence means, it was stock from WordPress and HostGator.
What rights you have over your data
Your guess is as good as mine, I ain’t no friggin lawyer! If you have an account on this site, or have left comments, you can request to receive an exported file of the personal data we hold about you, including any data you have provided to us. You can also request that we erase any personal data we hold about you. This does not include any data we are obliged to keep for administrative, legal, or security purposes. But, I’m gonna guess we can’t find your data nor can we provide you with an accurate report…so good luck.
Where your data is sent
Visitor comments may be checked through an automated spam detection service. But, since I don’t know how to do this it probably won’t happen.